This is the best TV you've got?

This and Sex in a Box?

45. Host of Disaster Area podcast. Cisgender bisexual female, she/her pronouns. Writer and part-time dog camp worker. Hopelessly addicted to Pepsi, dyeing my hair bright colors, and comic book movies.

Seratonin delivery checklist:

  1. One Monday off
  2. One rainy autumn afternoon
  3. One 10mg gummy
  4. One huge craft project you’re powering through
  5. One enormous container of green tea
  6. One electric blanket
  7. One thirty-pound beagle mix snoring on your feet
  8. At least one viewing of “Practical Magic” but probably two and most likely three at this rate

assignedmale:

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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no-mere-mortals:

Someone is filling out a form and asks for your full name.

How do you tell them your name?

Just say your name

Say your name, but you’re ready to spell your first/last name

Immediately start spelling

I don’t have a name/I’m bald/my name doesn’t use any known writing system

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My birthday present to myself was a $150 shopping spree at a record store. I could buy whatever I want, I could even buy one $150 album if I wanted to. (I don’t want to, but still.)

So this was my haul. And a couple of books and a bookmark at Barnes & Noble.

turnways:

Unironically obsessed with the people who’s realization that we’re in a fascist country is a late night comedian getting his show canceled and not like, anything before that. Like even in recent history.

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thoodleoo:

“why are you like that” well i picked up that big book of illustrated greek myths as a kid and i’ve been this way ever since

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alex-penumbra:

cronehoney:

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I –

tags that read: #not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fuckinf shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shitALT

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cyle:

tvandfilm:

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Only Murders in the Building (2021-present)
Dirty Birds (S05E04)

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$20 says the screenwriter snuck this in just to do numbers on tumblr

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quovadis-jasen:

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